Name: Papa Smurf (bigpapasmurf@comcast.net)
I am awesome.
Name: Rockabilly Jon (butnacho@hotmail.com)
Job: Guitar Rocking, Vo-kills, Recording and Mixing
Favortie Stuff: Drawing, Taking Things Apart, and Music.
Reasons: I taught myself to play guitar when I was 14. I used to jump on my bed and belt out Offspring and Green Day songs. I had few friends which gave me plenty of time to practice. Flaming Boner is my first song writing experience.
Cough Syrup: NyQuil
Details: "...as a young man, *jon* enjoyed playig with Legos, Ninja Turtles, and NES. Growing up in Grandwood Park, and subdivision of Gurnee, he spent a lot of time in his room drawing and reading about Dinosaurs. *laughs* One of his favorite authors was Ed Emberley, who didn't write novels, he wrote drawing books."
Sign: Pisces
Job: Bass, Backing Vocals, Humor, Making the T-Shirts and Patches
Very Favorite Bands: Nirvana, The Ramones, The Misfits, The Queers, Green Day, Weezer, Gein Rock, The Elvi, Vacation Bible School, Rule 22, Hello McFly
Favorite Movies: Biozmbie, Mallrats, Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure, Fight Club, Edward Scissorhands, Six-String Samurai, Star Wars (all of 'em)
Favorite Cartoons: Transformers, G.I. Joe, He-Man
Favorite Book: House of Leaves by Mark Z. Danielewski
Favorite Drink: Mountain Dew
What I look for in a woman: A pretty face, intelligence, cuteness, must enjoy cuddling. Also, must not be as much of a bitch as my ex-girlfriend. Being Sarah Long will help you a lot too.
Hidden Attribute I'm not really all that cool
Name: Skullcrusher D (theskull@lpprod.com)
Jorb: Drums, and crushing things (mostly skulls and twinkies).
Weapon of choice: Hydrolic powered robot crushing arms (patent pending).
Favorite movies: Biozombie, Boondock Saints, Fight Club, Prince of Tides,
Who Framed Roger Rabbit.
Birth Sign: Skull
Arch-Nemesis: Talent and Girls.
Favorite bands: AFI, Between the Buried and Me, The Elvi, The Faint,
Flogging Molly, Gein Rock (not the Von Erichs), Green Day, Murder City Devils,
*N Sync, The Red Chord, Rule22, Shai Hulud, VBS, Zao, The Ziggins.
The Ladies: And those are...
Favorite food and drink: Bacon.
Name: Persistent C (c-drews@northwestern.edu)
Jobs: Way too talented guy who plays anything he wants when he wants
to.
Favorite Bands: Relax,
Boy and Winger
Favorite Movies: BioZombies and only BioZombies
Favorite TV Shows: Simpsons, Seinfeld, Family Guy
Favirite Food: Pita Inn
Favorite Drink: Faithful old Miller Lite, and Miller Highlife (the champagne
of beers)
Name: Green Chair(talk_to_us_byatch@flamingboner.com)
Job: Looking Cool, Carrying Shit, Pleasing the Fluffers All Night Long
Favorite Bands: Flaming Boner and the rest of Lake County's finest bands
Favorite Movies: Titanic, Quinn Does Dallas
Favorite TV Shows: Bob Vila's "Home Again"
Favorite Food: The Souls of the Living
Favorite Drink: The Blood of the Dead
More coming as soon as we wake up...