A Cock-Tale Song

Well, I'm sittin' around just watchin' the tube
I put on scrambled porn and see a boob
Touch my weiner
Weiner boner weiner

I fiddle with it, but it's no good
I need a lil' more to please my wood
Talkin' weiner
Weiner boner weiner penis schlong

I walked over to the corner store
Before my eyes there was a whore!
Give her my weiner
Weiner boner weiner penis schlong wang dong

We went on over to the closest motel
She took off her clothes and I began to yell!
She had a weiner!
Weiner boner weiner penis schlong wang dong throbbin' erection

Then that bitch, well, she ruined my life
Suddenly she pulled a knife
Cut off my weiner
Weiner boner weiner...