The Cumming Of Flaming Boner

The planet of Boneria was a happy and peaceful place
Until it was destroyed along with the inhabiting race

A single infant escaped on a rocket ship
And grew to be a man by the end of his trip

He crash landed on Earth but much to our delight
He was granted special powers and an urge to do right

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Flaming Boner!
Born to live a life of fire!
Flaming Boner!
Standing tall for justice and desire!

Our atmosphere makes him burn all the time
And gives him super powers which he uses to fight crime

He has the power of flight and he is super strong
He's one bad ass giant, walking, talking shlong

CHORUS

Criminals and super villians are his wiley prey
He's here to show us all that crime does not pay

He will not rest until his work is done
He's the greatest super power surpassed by none

CHORUS

Flaming Boner!
And now this origin song is done!
Flaming Boner!
But the story has just begun!