Denny's Kids

You'll never see them in daylight
Thy only come out at night
They wait until the normals are all asleep
They're dark, mysterious, and notoriously cheap

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They're Denny's kids
Whoa-o-o-o-o!
Denny's kids
Whoa-o-o-o-o!

Right down to your bones they'll give you a chill
So ya better warm up with a coffee refill

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They come to talk, to smoke, and to sit
They always whine about stupid shit
So disregard their conversation
While they stroke each others egos with mental masturbation

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Ain't got any future, ain't got any hope
Addicted to hash browns like a junkie to dope

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As dawn approaches they disappear
They leave in a hurry out of fear
The normals take over again
But the kids will be back just after ten

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In small towns it's the only thing open late
But try to find something else or share their fate

Denny's kids!