Libertyville Vampire

I wear eyeliner and a black T-shirt
I went on e-bay for Transylvanian dirt
I tried to cut myself but it really, really hurt
Beware I'm nosferatu, it's Azreal not Bert

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I'm a modern vampire
A creature of the night
The full moon is risin'
With plastic fangs I'll bite

I wear jewelry, my skin is really white
My hair dye never fads 'cause it never sees the light
I got a pentagon tattoo, it sure hurt all right
Beware I'm nosferatu with really poor eyesight

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I bought a ginsu to sacrifice the cat
Got grounded for a week, Whiskers got a catnip rat
I always cry when my Mercedes gets a flat
Beware I'm nosferatu, how do you spell that?

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I am evil, whatever will you do?
Creepin' round the suburbs, steppin' over doggie poo
Wearin' these fangs makes it damn hard to chew
Beware I'm nosferatu, but I'm afraid of you
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