Mallrat King

Born in a hole not far from here
In a place called Gurnee Mills
In a dumpster behind the Fossil store
Amongst the needles and pills

An egg is hatching, two parents watch
The family of misfits
Welcome to the shoppin' world
The son of a rat and Jim Fritz

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Oh, everybody hail the mallrat king!
Bow down to his power!
He goes to the mall, doesn't buy anything
And wanders around for hours!

Nobody knows what he wants
Or exactly why he's here
And for every girl he comes across
is left masturbating out of fear

The mall is a bright and scary place
Full of magic and mystery
Off in the distance you can hear a voice
You are passing through Entrance E
You are passing through Entrance E

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