I'm In Love With A Mannequin

A little while ago
I had my heart broken
by a cruel, cruel bitch

I wandered around for awhile
not knowing where to go or what to do
Somehow, I wandered into a department store
and then I saw you

Now my hands are shakin' and I'm panicin'
'Cause I'm in love with a mannequin!

I'm in love with a mannequin!
And now I'll never have to fuck my hand again!
I will love you forever more
As long as I can swipe you from the store

I'm in love with a mannequin
She kind of looks like Alyson Hannigan
She loves me tender and she loves me good
And her plastic figure really gives me wood

I was feeling heartbroken and so forlorn
When I saw you on that fateful morn
My jaw damn near hit the floor
When I saw you modelin' underwear in the department store

You know that I love you so
And I never ever will let you go
Please honey, always be mine
Oh, mannequin you lookin' oh so fine!

I'm in love with a mannequin
She's sexy, shapely, and oh so thin
I will spend my days polishin' you
As long as you promise to be true

I'm in love with a mannequin
And I can't wait to stick it in
It won't be long until we screw
Just as soon as I drill some holes in you

Mannequin, I love you