Puddin' Pop

I first saw you in the toy store
I was shopping for my nephew
You were playing with the Barbies
Now I wish I never met you

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I'll never eat your pudding
I'll never eat your pie
I'll never pet your kitten
I'm not that kind of guy

The next time I saw you
I was chaperoning your dance
You trapped me under the bleachers
And spilled fruit punch on my pants

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You followed me into the men's room
What are you doin' here?
You tried to touch my Hieny
Little girls don't drink beer

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You're a budding princess
And I'm a swarthy male
But if I ever pass go
I'll go directly to jail

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