Which Flaming Boner Member Are You?

What is your name?
Captain Awesome!.
Leave Me Alone.
Bond, James Bond.
AAAHHHHHHHHH!.
normal pete.
Sexy Man supreme.
Burrito Supreme, mmmmmm.

What instrument do you play?
guitar.
vocals.
bass.
drums.
saw.
girls.
wieners.

When your eyes meet an attractive member of the opposite sex, what do you do??
quickly look away then slowly look back to see if they are still looking.
smoke your cigarette smugly and vomit random cartoon quotes.
orgasm.
crush their skull.
smile, compliment them, and ask them to sit closer to you.
stare at them and hope they realize they've just non-verbally challenged you to a staring contest.
ignore them and drink more beer.

Complete this sentence: Math is to fish as Science is to ___________?
Sunburns.
Answer here if you aren't sure.
This makes no sense.
Corvettes.
Gargling.
any noun really.
I'm a cucumber!.

If you were an ice cream flavor, which one would you be?
I Love Rocky Road.
Vanilla.
Flaming Boner Ice Cream Flavor (coming soon).
cigarettes and coffee.
pralines and dick.
Double Chocolatte Fudge With Chocolatte Chips and Chocolatte Syrup!.
Mint Chocolatte Chip.

What turns you on?
raw rock n roll power!!!
advanced knowledge of cartoons and video games.
justice and people who stand tall for themselves.
anyone with white lingerie on and carrying two pitchers of beer.
metal, tatoos, and awesome.
intelligence and silly little monkeys.
the preppie thing.