Secret Identity

Look up there in the sky
Who's the flying, flaming guy?
Somebody please tell me
Who-o-o-o-o?

CHORUS
Who's the hero that always rocks?
Flaming! Boner!
Who's the hero shaped like a cock?
Flaming! Boner!
Who's the guy we all love?
Flaming! Boner!
A condom fits him like a glove!
Flaming! Boner!

He's such a mystery
What's his secret identity?
Somebody please tell me
Who-o-o-o-o?

CHORUS

He's from beyond the sun
Is justice his source of fun?
Somebody please tell me
Who-o-o-o-o?

CHORUS

CHORUS

He's faster than the Flash
Stronger than Superman
Funnier than the Bat
Swims better than Aquaman
But who is he?

Awwwwwww, Get Bent!